Tony Scheffel has the strange notion that Lions enjoy life and that they like having fun. He therefore decreed that there should be a fun page on our website.
Well, you’re on it!
If you have any ideas, jokes, photos or anything that’s a fun experience, please send it in. firstname.lastname@example.org
Three guys selling snoek on the corner shouts:
“Hiers djou snoek”
The guy in the car says:
“Wat vra julle vir daai snoek?”
One guy replies: “Ons vra hulle niks, wil djy hulle iets vra?”
Gatiep en Maraai sit innie bus in Cape Town toe die lady op klim “with a face made up to kill” ekse: bloed roei lips, “seven layers of base” en silke “massive eyelashes” dat sy nie ees haar oe kan oep maakie.
Daars nie oep seats, so sy skeem sy hang maar aan die leather strap.
“Hei Gammat,” se Gatiep, “kom offer djy nie die lady ‘n seat?”
“Nei,” skeem Gammat, “a painting moet mos hang.”
A guy runs into a bar and says, “Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!”
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
“Man,” the bartender says, “I’ve never seen anyone drink shots that fast!”
“You’d drink them that fast too if you have what I have,” the guy says.
“Oh my God,” says the bartender, “what do you have?”
We now have our own Krugersdorp Lions comic strip. Keep watching, sooner or later you’ll feature here!
You can now see more photos about our club’s activities by clicking on “Lions Photos” in the panel on the right. That takes you to De Waal’s photostream containing the pics. You can download any, or all, of those photos for your own use, by right-clicking on them. Enjoy!